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The third and fourth cycles of games are now up and available for entry (up to game 44). I also set transactions to sort by most recent first so that the latest ones appear immediately on page one and go in reverse order of date. Thanks ... Gordon

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Dutchies
Dutchies
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Join date : 2018-06-04
Location : The Dyke

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Wed Nov 06, 2019 3:50 pm
Another game in the books, more highs and lows, and a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Alfie who gave himself one hell of a present last night.

Let's start with that game........

The Hart Foundation hasn't been feeling much pain this season. Things are going according to plan.............until he faced the birthday boy last night. Temp goalies were the first indicator. Hart Foundation played the Nazi from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and he chose.........poorly. The Witch Doctors on the other hand dressed up like Harrison Ford for his party and choose wisely. Add on balanced scoring from his team (all 4 D posted points as well) and the Doctors unwrap a high boy present crushing the Foundation 5.5 to 1 and move into a tie for first. Alfie gets placed atop the leaderboard as a special bday present from the score keeper.

The Oles were blaring "Highway to the Danger Zone" in the locker room before the game last night. He strapped on flight suit and hit the ice at mach speed. Unfortunately the Wai's Guys had to play the role of Goose, posted a big goose egg, and went down in flames. Maverick proceeded to make out with Kelly McGillis post game in celebration of his 4.5 -1 victory. Oles move to withing 2 points of first and look to have their jet fully fueled and missiles locked on for their next enemy encounter.

The Hackers and Dutchies spent most of the night trying to give each other the game. Here, you take it.....no, no, I insist, you take it. It was like watching a short Canadian film taking place in a parking lot in a small town where there's only one spot available. It seemed to go on forever until Matthew Tkachuk finally got sick of it and went off for 2,1 giving the Dutchies the victory 1.5 to 0. Typical American thing to do. Tom Petty's Even the Losers Get Lucky Sometimes was drifting from the Dutchies locker room after the game.

Banjo's were heard playing during this Deliverance game between the Posse and Sting. All through the game players were squealing like a pig due to the lack of protection in the "back end", as bad goalies left both up the river without a paddle. At the end of the day they were kissing cousins, pulling off a tie 1-1 and were last seen heading into the woods holding hands. Andersson / Couturier 2 points for the Posse, while Karlsson knotted it up for the Sting with 2 as well.

The game between the Killer B's and V Bombers was just like Rocky IV........but not the Rocky / Drago fight. The Drago put on their ruski red trunks and pummeled Apollo Creed into submission leaving him a bloody mess on the ice. As the VB's headed back to their dressing room after the game, they were heard muttering "If he dies, he dies". Thankfully the Killer B's got up (with much help) and staggered back to their locker room following the 4 to 1.5 beat down.

Finally, in what turned out to be a poorly played horror show, The Flash were taking on the Idiots. The Idiots are trying to put fear back into the rest of the AHL and decided that they needed a little help, so they pulled a Freddy Kruger and brought back Jason Voorhees to help move them up in the standings. Unfortunately for them, Jason ran a muck, and the Jesters spent more time concentrating on him than the Boys from Belfast. Flash get the last laugh and send send the Idiots back into dreamland with a 2 to 1 victory.

3 Stars:
The Witch Doctors - Birthday boy and took down the top seeded team to move into a tie for first
Matthew Tkachuk CAL F - 2,1 to pull victory from the jaws of defeat for the Dutchies
Reilly Smith VEG F - 2 goals to give the VB's a surprising victory, put them into double digit points, and move them into a tie for the basement. He's also only just 17 points out of first!


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Standings After Game 19
 
    Team      Wins Loss Ties  Pts  GF      GA    Streak

1  Witch      13    5    1    27    58.5    40.0  W1
1  Hart        13    5    1    27    59.0    44.5  L1 
3  Oles        12    6    1    25    72.5    45.0  W2
4  Flash      11    7    1    23    53.5    42.0  UNBT 3
4  Posse      10    7    2    22    49.5    50.0  UNBT 2
6  Killer Bs  10    9    0    20    50.5    54.5  L2
7  Wais Guys    9  10    0    18    51.0    56.5  L1
7  Idiots      9  10    0    18    75.0    52.0  L1
       

9  Dutchies    7  11    1    15    45.0    59.0  W1
10  Sting        6  12    1    13    44.5    62.5  UNBT 2 
11  Hackers      5  14    0    10    32.0    49.0  L3 
11  V-Bombers    5  14    0    10    29.5    61.5  W1
 
       

The Witch Doctors
The Witch Doctors
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Wed Nov 06, 2019 5:59 pm
Woot woot !!!
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